No more interviews with bimbos' who would rather talk to penguins with false noses than those who know a story in greater depth.No more meeting with more of the same when doing a road safety piece and finding the interviewer wanted a facile statement with no substance despite travelling miles to do the interview.

No more shaggy dog stories or those about firemen trying to rescue a cat on Montfort bridge,or dribbling interviews with "Old Jockey",aged two hundred and seven,who has lived in the same spot for over the same period and consequently is mad and totally boring.

No more cheesy grins as she pouts the first half of the sentence and he smirks before doing the second half while she grins uneasily waiting to come in and then they both share the moment like a couple of bad actors.How I have prayed that they have it off there and then right in front of us.That would have boosted the ratings. Thank God there will be less of them.