As a newcomer I am very interested in the amount of news that does not get into the Shropshire Star. I was most chagrined to hear that the nice Mr Ashcroft was upset that there were leeks anout B.N.P. membership on the internet. However,he has left all that behind now and belongs to the respectable Conservative party which will make this country great again. Read the Daily Mail if you do not believe me.

I will be opening an account to help poor Mr Franklyn and his family,especially now that Christmas is coming.I am not afraid to say Christmas by the way .Our Christian heritage must be rediscovered or we are all doomed.I will take a trip to Fortnum and Masons when I am doing my seasonal shopping. A lovely hamper filled with Dickensian goodies will be packaged for him and his little ones.

I cannot stand the thought of them huddled together with their dogs as they sleep rough in a derelict place waiting for Saint Margaret of Beckett to drop by and place them in her socialist caravan.Some wait!. I thought she was dead before I read this item on the site.It really does keep people in touch with the real world.

Now that E.L.Greco and other respectable people like myself are contributing I expect the site will really take off.I share the view that it was correct to ban a certain person who shall be nameless. Enough of him and much more of Carol,Kath( a most stringent lady)jolly Dawley Mon,with that quaint dialect spelling which brings local colour to what might otherwise be hum drum lives in this backwood town.

You may wonder why I bother to come here. Well actually,I have property in the more salubrious parts of the county but believe it my duty to do a bit for charity in Telford and it's surroundings. I know how desperate your struggle must be.

Only the other day I met poor, dear, Miles Hosken who has to tire himself out working morning ,day,and night, in his outfitters shop in Wellington as well as find the time to be Mayor of every where,Chair of heavan and earth,Cabinet member,and a little bit of this and a little bit of that, to keep from rough sleeping himself.

Poor,poor man.We should be more respectful to the likes of Miles. He and the other councillors huddle together to keep warm as they struggle to improve your lives. Well the Conservatives do at least. I admit the others are taking advantage and are only on the council because they are no use at anything else.

I shall stop now as things are running away from me and I might start shouting like that strange deluded man who was always carrying on before he was rightly sent packing. I heard, by the way, that he was a Marxist but someone else said that even they would not have him as he was more like those scruffy anarchists the penguin people hang out with when they are not all shivering around a candle in their bed sitting rooms.

They deserve this fate as their kind started the first world war by killing poor King Zog who used to dine with my great aunt Clarrisa when he was in london.This of course led to the second world war,etc.Regards to everyone,not forgetting Lord Hoop and all those M.I.5 stalwarts watching over this site in the interest of national security.It is a thankless vigil in these troubled times. Think of them as your guardian angels,greetings to you all,Lady Felicite von Statton

What a load of old rubbish.

errr, yes. Come back Cobbler - all is forgiven (whatever it was).

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As a newcomer I am very interested

In speaking utter cobblers. Or is that name taken? Yes! So you must be speaking balderdash!

You are the board troll and I claim my £5.00.

Just take it out of your 30 pieces of silver, there's a good lad.

I think you can blame labour for this, they closed all the mental hospital's down.
What they should of done was build a bar in them, just think of the extra tax you could of made.

What a spendid idea Carol!....you've obviously visited my local - sorry I missed you, but I hope you enjoyed our new progressive admission policy.

After extensive consultation with stakeholders and not a few focus groups, the patients' (sorry, customers' )advisory group agreed to the rollout of a new policy designed to increase vibrancy levels, improve the integration offer....and answer the feminist ask.

Yupp, for a trial period unaccompanied women will be served at the bar! Obviously they must be prepared to wait patiently until there are no gentlemen requiring a bar wench's attention (which may take some time and involve a few trips outside....).

I didn't think the planet zog had a mental institution. What a waste of space this person is. At least the genuine one's on this site , don't hide behind anything , another faceless wonder i'm afraid.