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My God!!! We've got penguins in the park!!!!

What do you mean you fool!!! You can't bring in a highways change that actually helps the motorist,pedestrians, encourages free flow of traffic and reduces accidents!!! It'll never win an award!

What are you talkin' about? I can't have failed a CRB check, I was on the EP handing out leaflets!

OK, I put my hands up and admit it. I'm single and I have no good reason for being out alone!

You dirty, dirty swine!

Some people have already tried the "but what if you're a mile away from the play area" theme.

My answer to them is "what about the vulnerable wildlife and vegetation?"

To be honest, the only decent thing to do if you you haven't got young children is to hand yourself in to the appropriate authorities and make a full confession - you know you'll feel better for it!

Let's face it - what sort of sick individual wants to take a quiet stroll in pleasant surroundings, perhaps in the company of a couple of dogs.

I think the only long term solution is to replace this perverts' paradise with some wholesome concrete, first making sure that all the new residents have been CRB checked and have submitted a full risk assessment....

Gordon's ego is ... this ... big.